Twenty Questions:

1. Where were you born? Mississippi
2. Where did you grow up? Jackson, MS
3. What High School did you attend? 
4. Did you go to College? Graduate? 
5. Did you serve in the Military? Branch? 
6. Did you play sports/band/other in school? Yes.
7. Are you/ have you been married? Yes, forever.
8. Do you have children? Grandchildren? Just the popCorgis
9. Do you have any brothers or sisters? Yes.
10. Places you have lived? Mississippi, Texas, Iowa, Tennessee
11. What was your first job?  
12. What is your favorite band/artist? U2, Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel, Ben Folds
13. Favorite concert? U2, Tarrant County Convention Center, Thanksgiving 1987, or Bruce Springsteen & E Street Band, Reunion Arena, Thanksgiving 1984
14. Favorite TV show? All-timers: M.A.S.H., Gilligan's Island, The Monkees, Lost; Currents: Mad Men, Community, Fringe, The Soup
15. Favorite movie? All-Timers: Grease, Citizen Kane, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Hard Day's Night, The Producers
16. Favorite book? Flannery O'Conner, "The Complete Stories"
17. Favorite restaurant? Bar? The Palm for dinner, Bobby McKee's Pub for drinks, The Blue Fin in Times Square for people-watching
18. Favorite website? 
19. Favorite sport? Team? 
20. Favorite comedian(s)? Monty Python, Jonathan Winters, Smothers Brothers

Bonus Questions Of The Stupid Variety:

1. Favorite thing to do when no one is looking? Self-Actualization
2. Why are manhole covers round? Because Satan cannot pass through a round passageway, only square or rectangular ones.
3. What is one thing no one knows about you? Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
4. If you could be ANY animal which one would you be, and why? A fire-breathing dragon
5. Boxers or briefs? A Corset with Nineteenth century bloomers, if you must know.